2003-05-04 - 9:59 a.m.
i just saw an advertisement for this new contest pepsi is having. its one of those look-under-the-cap things, only if you win, you get to go on this game show and compete to win a billion dollars.
isn't a billion like a thousand million? jeez, louise.
anyway, i drink more soda than anyone i know, and a lot of people have told me i drink more soda than anyone they know, so i think the odds are in my favor.
trampoline, gold teeth, and devo hat, here i come.